PG-13 | 94 min | M. Night Shyamalan | (USA) | 2015
Review: I should have gone to see Gremlins at the midnight movies tonight.
Synopsis: A brother and sister go for a week-long vacation to visit their grandparents for the very first time. Upon getting to know their grandparents they learn that there is something greatly awry in their Pennsylvania farmhouse.
The only thing going for this review is that I had about four hours in the car to think about it prior to going on a massive stream of conscious rant about how disappointed I was. Frankly, the only thing scary about this movie was that immediately after the film I was attacked by my neighbor’s dog. The most humane way I can put this baby down is to argue why I was so let down by this film.
I noticed that several film sites bill this movie as horror / comedy. Spoiler alert…it was neither.